Writings

The Laundromat

Coins clanked down into the metal tray as Marty hurried to scoop them up before they hit
bottom. Silken poison dripped into the plastic dispensing trays, bleach and detergents,
color-safe, unscented, swirling down the shiny aluminum pores of the machine, deeper
into the plumbs of Sherry township at Only Elegance Laundromat. The machines ranged
from mid-grade to oversized but most of them were broken down with a yellow post-it note
over the coin-slot reading “out of order”. An old pinball machine stood off-center with a
wobbly leg in the “lounge” area with a TV that blared propaganda, bad weather, and
occasionally amateur gospel performances littered with painful key-misses that would
make Marty cringe or giggle depending on the mood. Lint wandered the tile floor like
tumbleweed in this, the wild west of metro Detroit, as Ato, the friendly Ghanaian owner
folded dry cleaning orders and smiled up at passersby. But as friendly as Ato was, the
narrow walkways between machine rows, laundry cart landmines and busy moms washing
a family of five and bathroom floor mats made Marty feel better waiting in the car.
From the parking lot Marty could see a woman like a hippopotamus smoking in the alley
way as overgrown icicles melted and crashed into the sidewalk below. A thirty-minute
cycle was really only 26, so she scrolled on her phone watching YouTube until it had
passed and pulled aside a prime laundry cart with the tilt edge for proper tipping and
dumping into dryers and strolled over to her washer. Brown slush slopped around her
favorite sweater sopping wet as she lifted it heavy with disgust.

“Excuse me, I think this washer’s broken” Marty waved up with a limp had towards Ato who
sat contentedly behind his desk. “This one?”, Ato asked, as he moved quite quickly with
screwdriver in hand, “Oh this one, oh no, it seems like the filter is clogged, all this ice in the
machine, we bring you over to this one instead” and a few clicks later, a little more
detergent and bleach down the drain, Marty tried again. Which would have been fine
except now she was going to be late, her work uniform dirty in the center of the machine,
tangled arm and leg in all the dirt of the week. Who works on Saturday anyway? But she
shouldn’t have put it off this late anyhow, as the yellow post it notes on other machines
foretold of this possibility. The mounted TV announced news about the superbowl, the
halftime show, Bad Bunny, Willin Colon, and the climate paradox in Sao Paolo, hundreds
of gallons of dirty water flooding into the Amazon. Marty envied the heat, remembered her
relative luck in the scheme of things, and dreamed of the last day she would ever use the laundromat.

Fear and Loathing at the Coffee Shop – A Very Short Story

It was 1993. Chloe was filled with angst as she strummed her short black fingernails on the counter of her post
at “Brain Candy,” the local coffee shop/ book store. Her hair hung in red orange tendrils around her cherubic
face, fringed with baby doll bangs and still fresh with the scent of orange strawberry Kool-Aid from her most
recent die job. She felt her stomach tighten as she heard the jingle of the entrance door bell. It was “the boy.”
As a general rule Choe was given to bouts of loathing. She loathed her loathsome job at the book store. She
loathed the overly affectionate grey cat that frequented the shop. She loathed the customers that she was
forced to interact with. She loathed pretty much everything in site and she excelled at it.
At the apex of her long and storied career as a loather was, “the boy.” The boy was tall and slouchy with a face
much too young for his willowy frame. Chloe often thought to herself that he looked as if someone had
plucked off a baby’s head and stuck it atop his gangly adolescent frame. The boy was chipper and sunny and
loved to engage in small talk with anyone he crossed paths with, especially Chloe. The boy approached the
register as he did most days and began talking.
He prattled on enthusiastically about his dog, and the walk over, and his theories on the state of the world
today. His thoughts pouring out like small rivers that eventually entwined into a rushing white-water
cacophony of noise.
She felt the familiar dull throbbing in her head as she struggled to simultaneously keep up and look engaged.
She’d figured out months ago that if she showed any interest in him it would lead to prolonged chatter. So,
she’d resolved never to learn his name and to only ever refer to him mentally as, “the boy.” He was getting
fired up now about a recent local election.
She’d never learned how to hold her face when people talked about things she didn’t give a shit about. It
happened a lot. She nodded and smiled and tried to act appropriately invested. Her boss, Leon, was always on
her about customer engagement. Was he coming in today? She glanced at the clock. He better not be late
again.
“Oh my God is he still talking!?” Chloe felt as if her mind had gone on a wonder and was just now returning to
the present, like a boomerang caught just in the nick of time.
The boy was looking at her expectantly.
Shit.
“THAT IS CRAZY!!” Chloe exclaimed.
The boy nodded in agreement.

The Crystal Pitbull

There’s a crystal pitbull sitting on a worn pine pedestal outside the Escatimar Art Gallery in a
narrow alley in Madrid’s Malsana neighborhood.
It’s a dare.
It’s a legend.
It’s a real piece of crystal, and it’s worth a lot of money. Not set for life money, but too damn
much money to be sitting on an increasingly rickety piece of pine in an alley money.
Sometimes the pedestal is close to the door, and occasionally Lucia Ortega will even gently
touch the pitbull and very softly apologize to it.
She apologizes because she wants the glass canine to be broken.
It is her secret.
By now, in the three years she has placed the art on the pedestal outside the door of the little
gallery, she is shocked that it hasn’t been stolen.
Lucia is aware that she is beloved by the Latin Kings gang, She is not aware that that affection
has been circulated through the community and that there will be a price to pay for the theft of
the pitbull that will outweigh any financial gain.
Jorge Gil, Lucia’s ex-husband, created the crystal pitbull and gifted it to her.
When they parted, he claimed it as an asset of his own and the court ruled that Lucia could
keep possession of it in the gallery and that would account for some of the money owed her by
Jorge.
It was a barter, a maneuver and ultimately a lie.
But Jorge’s lawyers won, and her gift became a transferred asset.
How far from the door she placed the pitbull on the pedestal was her thermometer of how angry
and disappointed she was with Jorge that day.
Increasingly the pitbull remained close to the door.
Residents-no one knew exactly who-started a rumor that knocking over and shattering the
crystal pitbull would bring a dozen year’s bad luck.
Even well informed tourists had heard of La Leyenda del Perro de Cristal.
It sounded to Lucia like she had placed a curse on the dog, which she most certainly had not.
When people asked she debunked it.
“Why then, do you place the dog in danger, where someone could knock it over?”
“I want even those who don’t enter the gallery to enjoy it,” she said, and the lie usually caused a
light blush, giving away her dishonesty and refueling La Leyenda.
As her animosity to Jorge waned, and her anxiety grew that a poor soul would break the crystal
she once wanted very much to break and fear for their life or their luck, Lucia considered
bringing the shining glass hound into the gallery and for the first time replacing the No Esta en
Venta sign with a price tag.
Lucia took a week, made her decision and set her price. She would be doing nothing to her
pride to sell Jorge’s art. Charity would receive some of the money. Maybe she could let the
legend be that the dog disappeared one day, yet another legend to draw deep pocketed tourists
to her gallery.
Ringing up the purchase of a mosaic of the Manzanares River, she looked over the shoulder of
the customer to see Jorge standing at the doorway of the gallery.
Half Jorge.
Gaunt, troubled.

As Filipe, her assistant helped the customer carry the mosaic to a waiting cab, she saw both
men wince at the stench of her ex.
“I wish to be reunited with my dog,” Jorge said.
“The dog belongs to me now. You know that. I will sell him, and if you need money I will help
you. You are a mess.”
“Ah,” he said, “I am a wealthy man who simply doesn’t care anymore. My girlfriend won El
Gordo, split her winnings with me and trundled off to Canada with someone half my age. How
much for the dog, my dog?”
Lucia stared through Jorge.
“I planned on pricing it at 190,000 euros, Jorge. But…”
“Do you still have your Banco Santander account?”
“That’s none of your…”
Jorge fumbled with his phone, dropped it, picked it up and typed sloppily.
“Please leave Jorge.”
Lucia’s phone jingled in her pocket.
A notification from Banco Santander.
Jorge had sent her the money.
“Jorge, no. I wanted the money years ago…now I want the peace.”
Jorge shook his head and walked out the door.
Lucia followed as her ex scooped the dog off the pedestal. The pedestal fell, the dog cradled in
Jorge’s arms.
“No Jorge, you should not–”
Jorge turned, stumbled, and fell backwards, hugging the crystal he had created. His head
smacked the cobblestone street and blood emerged from it as though spread by a paint roller.
Lucia ran to Jorge and knelt.
His lips moved.
Lucia grabbed the pitbull, the once gift, the now symbol of other things and a legend that had
traveled beyond the shores.
At that moment it was just a hunk of glass above Jorge’s chest.
She set it aside as she calmly but loudly yelled Ayuda!
The crystal dog toppled and broke.
Jorge was breathing, shallowly, and bleeding like the drunk he had become.
Lucia shifted her weight, removing her sweater to place under Jorge’s head.
Her hand landed in the broken dog and the heel of her hand sliced like an onion.
“Ayuda!” she called again, raising a bleeding hand.
Pedestrians and shop keepers paused.
The bustle of the street slowed.
One voice spoke.
La leyenda, era cierta.
Someone else screamed.
The head of the dog broken from the torso rocked in the breeze.
The voice in the crowd repeated: La leyenda era cierta.
Lucia bent close to Jorge.
In unison Jorge and Lucia said “Lo Lamento.”

I’m sorry.
Jorge’s eyes closed.
Lucia screamed Ayuda! And some strolling shoppers echoed her request.
Near Lucia’s knees the crystal head of the dog rocked from the cobble and the crystal
spiderwebbed.
The jeweled eyes of the dog fell out, sparkling on the dusty ground.
Lucia could no longer feel Jorge breathing.
She put her bloody hand to her face and an onlooker fainted, breaking their skull on the
cobbles.
In the once quiet little gallery alley, people began to run.